The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine

  D
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
                                         C
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
   D
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
                                        C
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             Bb
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      A
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       G
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                 A
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Now.
      G    F          C                  D
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A                       G
You better hurry up and order one
    E                      A
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"Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme", 1966