Stranded In a Limousine

                  E7
He was a mean individual
He had a heart like a bone
                   A7
He was a naturally crazy man
                     E7
And better off left alone
He stopped one night
At a traffic light
    A7                     Bbdim
And when that light turned green
         E/B      C#m7
He was a mean individual
F#m7          B7   E7
Stranded in a limousine

Hey, hey, hey, hey
All the children on the street
Come running out of their front doors
Running out their back doors
Flying on their feet
They said Mama oh
Papa oh
See what I have seen
There's a mean individual
Stranded in a limousine

                    A7
Then everybody came running
               E7
Everybody said Lord, Lord
              Gdim
Everybody was gunning
                  G7/F#   B7
Gonna divvy up the reward
     E7
Then wah wah wah wah wah wah
  A7                Bbdim
A siren, a flashing light
        E/B      C#m7
But the mean individual
    F#m7            B7       E
Had vanished in the black of night

          E7
Hey, hey, hey
They wondered where to begin
                    A7
'Cause he left that neighborhood
                                  E7
Just like a rattlesnake sheds its skin
Then they searched the roofs
And they checked out the groups
         A7               Bbdim
And they photographed the scene
       E/B      C#m7
Of the mean individual
F#m7          B7   E7   -
Stranded in a limousine

E7 A7 E7 A7 Bbdim E/B C#m7 F#m7 B7 E7

Then everybody came running...
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