Keep the Customer Satisfied

Gee but it's great to be back home
Home is where I want to be
I've been on the road so long my friend
And if you came along I know you couldn't disagree

It's the same old story (yeah)
Ev'rywhere I go I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied
Satisfied

Deputy Sheriff said to me
Tell me what you come here for boy
You better get your bags and flee
You're in trouble boy and now you're heading into more

It's the same old story
Everywhere I go I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the shoeshine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied
Satisfied

Пол Саймон
"Bridge Over Troubled Water", 1970